This is the saga of three blind mice
That lived in a recording studio
They called the first one Billy May

The second they called Benny Goodman

And the third used to live in a mill
So they called him Miller

They all ran after the farmers son
Who sent them stone deaf
With the tunable drums

There were a couple of Irish cats around too
One was named Mulligan

The other wasn't exactly Irish
But he was a sort of Finnegan

Stan Kenton who had never seen such a thing in his life
As Three Blind Mice
So he wrote some music for the occassion
Theme for a trio of sightless rodents

And frightened the mice away!
